Until I discovered these clandestine artifacts online, I thought keys were mostly for dropping while you fumbled to unlock your door after a late night of binge drinking… I had no idea they could also be used to open mystical wormholes to other realms or the tombs of forgotten heathen deities. Turns out you can wear them too! Why does no one tell me these things. Now if only someone can find the key to my heart. All key necklaces available for purcase at etsy.
Actually I need 8, then I need a new computer with 8 USB ports. So its anatomically correct. #OCD K well actually maybe I could just get a USB hub thing with 8 ports. I wouldn’t even use these for storage, they would just be like defence. Like the last boss to defeat before you get to my computer.
You seem like the kind of person who needs more squirming tentacle in your life. Trust me, I can tell these things. Available at ThinkGeek for $24.99 USD, this noodly appendage doesn’t actually do anything besides weird you out, but it pays for itself in reaction faces from frightened strangers. A perfect gift for Cthulhu Cthristmas.
I’ve always thought what was missing in a really great tea set was the threat of bodily harm. Andrea’s tea set adds a little more character to your boring old cup of tea with the added benefit of looking deadlier as well.
OMG as if I forget to queue this until like RIGHT after my birthday. This is just really cool, like really cool. I feel like I would just buy these and use them daily just to entertain myself. If I was like obnoxiously like filthy rich I would have just like thousands of these, and use them in place of where I would normally just use candles. Except I think it makes noise, I would have them make sound free ones for me.
So I’ve legit been on the hunt for a key chain to use for my spare key and key to my mom’s house and stuff, and I’ve been all irrational about it like I need some AMAZING keychain just to use for spare keys. WELL THIS IS WHY, like as if I buy some shitty keychain when there are these freakin awesome Zelda ones out there I could be buying (can you buy these? I want to buy these)
these are like food and water and air, I need them.
This is legit so cool, I want it so bad, even though I currently have 2 perfectly functional legs. Maybe I can donate one to this chick. Maybe we can trade??? #pokemoncards If this legit had functionality, I would be like signing up to be the storyline for the next Saw movie
The real problem with prosthetic limbs is that it’s not the future yet. But we’re one bionic step closer with help from the The Alternative Limb Project, which helps fit amputees with a specially designed prosthetic to match their style and personality. Model and singer/songwriter Viktoria Modesta was outfitted with this steampunk stereo leg (unfortunately, it doesnt bump, but the technology is there), which I hope one day supplies the soundtrack for the scifi future we deserve.
Who has this. As If. I’m dying. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE DREAMED OF HAVING ONE OF THESE.
straight up, from the first time, in like grade 2 science class, when you fucking attach 2 2 litre pop bottles with a potato with a hole in it and make a fucking Water Tornado. That’s how long. When I die, it will be because I got into this fucking water tornado, person sized, whirlpool tank, and it will be FUCKING COOL.
I’m emotional. I need to have this.
I would fucking whirlpool so much shit in that thing.
This is actually REALLY cool, it’s only stupid because I don’t have an iPad. Also you’d prolly look like a crazy person painting your iPad if you were using it in public. That could be seen as a plus tho…
K first someone get me an iPad, then we’ll worry about this brush business.
These are sweeeeet, I want them for real. Like a bunch. My house needs and ‘many moons room’. Then I can be like “I haven’t slept in many moons” (cause I slept in my bed room last night, GET IT????) stupid.
You know in movies, when someone bad ass shoots a door knob to unlock and door? WELL this would be like doing that everyday! This would prolly be cool for like 10 seconds, and then super annoying and finger-breaky. Also, good luck handling this when you’re drunk. AND, what if you’re hold a real gun and you go to open the door but shoot your real gun instead??? DANGER
Set of 6 available for purchase at loris & livia. Share the feeling of belligerent intoxicationess with inanimate objects. These glasses were placed in a kiln at extreeeeeeeeeme temperatures until reaching their melting point, causing them to deform and appear how you must look when you’ve knocked back a few too many Cosmo’s.